| That was Matt. And then Philip. |
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| today i jacked off a lot, it was fun. lots and lots of fun, i needed to use a towel to clean it off.
the keyboard is all sticky now, cause i was talking to people at the same time as when i spooged all over the place. i thought the people i was talking too could feel it through the internet. maybe its like a virus and now everyone will get my sperm, and i will impregnate the human race, even men. then thousands, NO millions of chases will be born and we will take over the world and we will teach everyone the way of the chase. it will be all zen and stuff. then we could bomb canadia. it will burn
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thats what she said. ohhhhhhhhhhhh (im punching your cervix)
yeaH.
lEtS tyPe aLl wEIrD nOW. iT WiLL bE So fUn LIke hoT MoNkEy SeX.
im eating sushi. now the keyboard will be stickier than before. ewww. its still wet. and gooey. i wanna barf. but barfing after eating sushi isnt cool. my evil twin just had sushi as well, along with some nasty chips. my brain is bleeding, i can feel it now. |
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